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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：I Want Her to go Nuts]]></title>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：Sleeping Pills 安眠药]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:04:40 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：How Much Is It？ 多少钱？]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:52:44 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：A Man of Actions 一个言出必行的人]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:48:15 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：Boxing and Running 拳击和赛跑]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[]]></author>	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:51:10 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：A little proof]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:08:55 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[一些简单搞笑的句子]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 01:59:52 GMT</pubDate>
	<category><![CDATA[英文幽默]]></category>	<description><![CDATA[一些简单搞笑的句子 <br />1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people......]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：Stupid Question]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[]]></author>	<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:57:04 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：if I Am a Manager]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:02:08 GMT</pubDate>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:52:49 GMT</pubDate>
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	<author><![CDATA[]]></author>	<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:45:54 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：Secret For a Long Life 长寿的秘诀]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[]]></author>	<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:53:45 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默:Making It Heavier]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[]]></author>	<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:14:14 GMT</pubDate>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:35:53 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：I know who god is!]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[]]></author>	<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:38:17 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[英文幽默：Talking Dog]]></title>
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	<author><![CDATA[未知]]></author>	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 06:39:29 GMT</pubDate>
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