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英文幽默:A lawyer's dog

[日期:2009-12-11] 来源:网络  作者:未知 [字体: ]

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔)a butcher shop


and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, “if a dog


running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to


demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?” The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”


“Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.”


The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.


Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the


lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.

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