In the World war II, when Churchill was in British Parliament, there was an ugly woman who was always against him with different point of view. The other day they quarrelled at a meeting again. The woman was so angry that she shouted at Churchill, " If you were my husband, I would poison you!" Churchill answered calmly, " If I were your husband, I would drink it without delay." What a wise guy!
二战时, 邱吉尔在英国国会任职. 当时国会里有个相貌丑陋的女人老是和他意见不和. 一天, 他们再次在会议上吵了起来. 那女人气急败坏地朝邱吉尔喊叫道:" 假如你是我的丈夫, 我一定会毒死你!" 邱吉尔平静地答道:" 假如我是你丈夫, 我会毫不犹豫地把毒药喝下去." 多聪明的人啊!
