George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
一天晚上乔治布什和他的司机正驱车行驶在一条乡村小路上，突然一头猪撞到了他们的车上，并且很快就死去了。
Bush told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.
布什让他的司机赶往上面的村庄并且对猪的主人解释发生的事情。
About 1 hour later Bush sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
大约一个小时后布什看到司机散乱的徘徊在回到小汽车的路上，一只手里拎着一瓶葡萄酒，另一只手则拿着雪茄，他的衣服上面到处都是裂缝和破洞。
“What happened to you”, asked Bush. Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me.
“你怎么了？”布什问。噢，那个农民给了我葡萄酒，他的妻子给了我雪茄，他19岁的大女儿几尽疯狂的向我表达她的爱意。
“My God, what did you tell them”, asks Bush. The driver replies, “I’m George Bush’s driver, and I just killed the pig”.
“我的天啦，你对他们说了什么呢？”布什问。司机回答说：“我是乔治布什的司机，刚才开车撞死了那头猪”
