Waste Not, Want Not一个老外的节俭心得 Americans all know the old proverb, “Waste not, want not.” This means if

 
The Weatherman
天气预报员！
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.
The

A Trip to Disney
迪斯尼之旅
On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days， we headed for home. As we drove away， our son waved and said， "Good-by

Clarinet
单簧管
When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist was dismayed to find that his delicate, expe

手术后第二天，外科医生去看他的金发碧眼的美女病人，她有点吞吞吐吐地问他多久以后她能恢复性生活。 “啊，我真的从来没想过这点！”医生万分惊谔，“你是第一个做了扁桃体切除手术后问我这种问题的人！”

一天，两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个：“嗨！这单车真棒！你在哪弄到的？” “哦”另一个回答，“有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车，她跳下车，脱掉所有的衣服，说，‘你要什么都可以拿去！’”。 “选得真不错”，第一个说，“你穿她的衣服肯定不合身。”

我哥哥利奥，他是一个农民，不久前他接到一个保安公司的电话，对方表示愿意免费为他提供一个促销用的防盗报警器。很高兴能收到免费产品，利奥给了对方去他农场的地址。但是送货的人没有出现。第二天，供货人给利奥打来电话说他迷路了。“我会想办法找到你的”他说。“不要紧”，利奥说，“既然你找不到我家，我想窃贼也找不到的。”

Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？
你停止打你老婆了吗?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses．
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations．
“I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point

比尔-盖茨
Before Microsoft came along, there really was no software industry was just a few companies selling very high-priced software only to companies, big companies. The idea of low-cost software that would be empowering for individuals and that them could be li