When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
如果我花很长的时间完成，那是因为我慢。
如果老板花很长的时间完成，那是因为他仔细。
如果我不做，是因为我懒。
如果他不做，是因为他忙。
如果没让我做而我做了，那是我自作聪明。
如果他也这么做了，那是他独具慧眼。
如果我让老板高兴了，那是我溜须拍马。
如果老板让他的老板高兴了，那是他善于合作。
如果我犯错了，那是因为我是个笨蛋。
如果老板犯错了，那是因为他也是个凡人。
如果我离开办公室，我就是四处闲逛。
如果老板离开办公室，他就是去办公事。
如果我请了一天病假，那是因为我总生病。
如果老板请了一天病假，他一定病得很厉害了。
如果我申请假期，我一定是去面试。
如果老板申请假期，那是因为他太劳累了。
我做得好，老板从来不记得。
