A man came home from playing golf, and his wife asked, “How was your golf game?” He said, “I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight has gotten so bad that I couldn’t see where the ball went!” So the wife said, “You’re 75 years old, Jack! What do you expect? Why don’t you take my brother along?”Jack said, “But he’s 85! And he doesn’t even
play golf anymore!” And the wife said, “But he has perfect eyesight! At least he could watch your ball for you.” So, the next day Jack took the brother-in-law with him to play golf. And while the brother looked on, Jack swung. But the ball disappeared somewhere. So Jack asked his brother-in-law, “Did you see it?” And the brother answered, “Yes! I saw it, alright!” So Jack said, “Yes? Where is it?” And the brother answered, “Well, I... I forgot!”
有一个人打完高尔夫球回家后，他太太问他：「你的高尔夫球赛打得如何？」他说：「我打得非常好，但是我的视力变得很差，使我看不清楚球落到哪里去了！」他太太就说：「杰克，你都已经七十五岁了，还能指望什么？你为什么不带我哥哥一起去呢？」杰克说：「可是他已经八十五岁了，而且也不再打高尔夫球了。」他太太说：「但是他的视力很好，至少可以帮你盯着球啊！」 于是隔天杰克就带着大舅子一起去打高尔夫球，大舅子在旁边看着他挥杆，可是球还是不见了。他问大舅子说：「你有看到球吗？」大舅子答：「有啊！我看得很清楚！」杰克问：「那球在哪里呢？」他回答说：「呃…我…我忘记了！」
老小孩！ 