To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven?
… What about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't, My mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来。……你呢，特里？你还没举 手呢，特里，难道你不想去天堂吗？
特里：我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。
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