写self-introduction的两种简单方法

1.Good morning, I called XXX, this year XX-year-old, my hobby is XXX, I am a XXX, I like XXX, my father is XXX, my mother is XX, XXX they are doing, and I love them, so I worked very hard to learn.

2.Ladies and gentlemen! My name is parkour! I come from China! I'm big eyes and Small mouth,I have four hand and eight feet;I was able to heaven and Into the.Said a half-day.That I am a monster.ha ha ha ha!